Former Bash Brother Jose Canseco started his MMA career by bashing the hands of Choi Hong-man with his face. That is, when he wasn't running circles around Hong-man.
"I'm not gonna lie to you: I'm scared," Canseco said. "This guy is huge. I'm a 44-year-old rookie and have had a lot of challenges in my baseball career. Hopefully, I can do well."
Well? Not really. But he did it quickly.
The 7-foot-2 Hong-man beat him down in only 77 seconds.
Aren't you ticked that you don't got next?